babysealburritos: ponyconfessions: I have two ideas for comedic clopfics, but no intention to write them. Here they are: 1. Either Twilight or Rarity (has to be a unicorn so they don’t get it on themselves) sneaks poison joke on Fluttershy, then they (or possibly the whole town) tries to rape her for her sexy voice, possibly getting some joke on themselves in the process. 2. Twilight styles her hair like Rarity’s for Spike (or Spike makes her hair like that), then they get it on (based on the scene in Cutie Pox). Use if you like. Is it just because I don’t like clop or are these both really terrible ideas? No, I enjoy a good clopfic (emphasis on the GOOD), but these ideas are utterly terrible.That first one makes me feel like I’M a terrible person, because it should be enough to hate it because it’s rape, but no, I hate it even more because it’s rape for the stupidest possible reason.And the second one has one part underage Spike, one part TwiSpike which always feels like incest, even if it technically isn’t.

babysealburritos:

ponyconfessions:

I have two ideas for comedic clopfics, but no intention to write them. Here they are: 1. Either Twilight or Rarity (has to be a unicorn so they don’t get it on themselves) sneaks poison joke on Fluttershy, then they (or possibly the whole town) tries to rape her for her sexy voice, possibly getting some joke on themselves in the process. 2. Twilight styles her hair like Rarity’s for Spike (or Spike makes her hair like that), then they get it on (based on the scene in Cutie Pox). Use if you like.

Is it just because I don’t like clop or are these both really terrible ideas?

No, I enjoy a good clopfic (emphasis on the GOOD), but these ideas are utterly terrible.

That first one makes me feel like I’M a terrible person, because it should be enough to hate it because it’s rape, but no, I hate it even more because it’s rape for the stupidest possible reason.

And the second one has one part underage Spike, one part TwiSpike which always feels like incest, even if it technically isn’t.